I love Spanglish and tongue twisters

Lately I have been searching for an elusive item, the Smallavaca, or perhaps it's a Smalla Vaca (would that be a little cow?). They were advertising them at Winco, two for $.68. [Smallavacados$.68]

And then there is Soymilk. Why doesn't it say Soyleche? They say you are what you eat, so soyleche makes more sense to me.

Now I see my daughter states "I love Mole". Why on earth would anyone love Moles? Or gophers for that matter? Or does she mean Te amo Mole sauco?

Wishing you the peace that paz es comprehendo.

And my new favorite albeit hard to type tongue twister....
How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?


...too much wii ing I fear....